A Dog Will Be With You Shortly Canvas Print

At mid-morning, the dog portrait turns from nice idea to main character. The bathroom is the one room people always notice, and this one earns a laugh before anyone has found the hand towel. Hang it at eye level on the wall facing the door, above the loo or beside the basin, where the joke lands the second someone walks in. The off-white background keeps it light in a small space, and the strong black lettering gives a plain tiled wall something to hold on to. Keep the surroundings simple: white towels, a wooden or painted vanity, chrome or black fittings. Don’t crowd it with other signs or slogans one gag per room is plenty. As a canvas, the edges wrap clean with no glazing to catch steam.